A Note...

... to our loyal readers.

Guy is in Sweden, currently, and Girl is in Canada. No, we did not split up, as one of you has commented, but we do come from different sides of the world and this tends to happen when you are stupid enough to get involved in a long distance relationship.

So! To those of you who are expecting this website to be kept up to date on a regular basis (even after the fact that this has never happened so far), you will be disappointed.

But! We will try to watch the same movies, and we will try to write reviews about them at some point, then try to post those reviews on a semi-timely basis... maybe.

Some of you may call this a stilted promise, but we just call it reality. Unlike Lindsay Lohan, we have our feet planted firmly in it.

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Saturday, May 8, 2010

VALENTINE'S DAY


Girl's laughing, laughing, still laughing...

The ONLY scene you need to see in this movie is on YouTube, right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EAjrENSoSA


There. I just saved you 124 minutes and 26 seconds. You can thank me later.

Girl's Rating: The link says it all.


Guy's Review...

This was way too awful to even comment on... But, Garry Marshall got famous with "Pretty Woman", which they referenced in the movie, and I hope to a higher power that the fame he got from that is snatched away from him now. I mean who the fuck believes that Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner has absolutely no chance to get a date on Valentine's Day? I sure don't. Oh, and poor Ashton Kutcher is so sad that Jessica Alba left him. Look at him, he's fricking gorgeous. Which brings me to the gay scene which you can click and see above. It was the only thing good about this movie.

Guy's Rating: Watch "Willow" on your date night instead.

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