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So! To those of you who are expecting this website to be kept up to date on a regular basis (even after the fact that this has never happened so far), you will be disappointed.

But! We will try to watch the same movies, and we will try to write reviews about them at some point, then try to post those reviews on a semi-timely basis... maybe.

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Friday, June 11, 2010

TREASURE PLANET

Guy’s Review...


I don’t really know about this one. I guess Disney took a stab at something that wasn’t really up their alley. I mean pirates in space sounds fun and all of that but I think it has to be done in another fashion. Maybe as a bloodier live action movie or even a japanese anime full of fights and stuff (maybe “Firefly” or “Cowboy Bebop” would be classified as pirate series?).


“Treasure Planet” has all of the Disney basics a kid venturing into the big unknown to find his destiny. The bad guy that turns good in the end. The funny little character that can be sold with happy meals at McDonalds. What it doesn’t have is that heart that they other movies does. I should know by now, I’ve watched enough during these two days.


Guy’s Rating: Definitely not one of the better Disney movies.



Girl’s Disney!


Yay... Awesome movie? ... Okay, so, I cannot actually stand behind this movie. The dog character is just annoying and weird (sorry Niles from Frasier), and the kid has a rat tail! I mean, a rat tail?! Who in Disney thought that that hair style would be popular in the future? It’s never coming back, it should never have been, and it is not cool on any world.


The only upside was Morph, the cutest piece of goo I’ve ever seen!


Girl’s Rating: Not really a classic... Sorry, Disney. I’m still your biggest 24 year old fan!


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