Guy’s Review...
I don’t buy this movie for a second. The beast is freaking terrifying. I would not fall for him even if he was the nicest thing in the whole wild world. Is it just me or is every girl in the Disney classics gorgeous? I mean, Ariel (hot mermaid), Belle (french country girl), Jasmine (turkish delight) and all the other princesses. It’s not like I’m sitting around and jerking it to these drawn chicks. I’m just thinking about all the little girls growing up watching this and thinking that what the girls look like in these cartoons represent the standard.
Back to “Beauty and the Beast”. It’s a nice message that you should never judge a book by it’s cover. I guess I just think that the cover is a little bit too deep when it comes to the beast. He actually turns even uglier when he turns back to a human in the end. As for the song and dance numbers in this they hold a very high Disney standard.
Guy’s Rating: Not one of my favorites but a I can see why it’s a classic.
Girl’s Disney!
Yay! This movie is awesome (yes, I’ll be starting all my Disney reviews with this). The beast might be terrifying, but Guy just didn’t get the point of the movie. The point is that, no matter how terrifying someone might look, if you are the nicest thing in the world, it will shine through! So cheesy, but so good. What else is Disney there for but the cheese and hidden sexual innuendoes?
The bad parts of this movie? Gustan and his henchmen. So mean to that old man! A little too mean if you ask me. It’s not usually Disney’s style to create mean humans - usually they are sorcerers or evil sea serpeants or other creatures... They don’t usually create plain bullies.
The plus side? All the people of the Beast’s mansion being pieces of furniture was pretty awesome as a kid, and still has its set of highlarious moments as an “adult”!
Girl’s Rating: Uhm, Classic!
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