Paul Bettany... How do you go from Creation to this? This kind of movie is obviously suited to you, because somehow the hunched, conflicted scientist from Creation turned into a good-looking Brit in Legion. Hard to pull off within the same year, but Costume was good at their jobs. Still... That was the only good thing about this movie.
And why, oh why, did the woman from Grey’s Anatomy and Private Practice, Kate Walsh, agree to this part in this film? Making the step from Film to TV was probably the best decision of her career... making the step back to Film from TV? Worst. Hopefully she learns her lesson from the fact that this film is registering a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes. That’s 1% LOWER than J Lo’s The Back-up Plan! Which Guy and I watched, but will not bring ourselves to review on this website. We just don’t endorse crib robbing and jokes about cheese.
Girl’s Rating: Kiss him you fool.
Guy’s gawhd (God)...
Seems tome that Angels, Gods and other mythical figures are very popular lately. Maybe it’s because of this whole Superhero wave that’s going around. If you think about it Gods are like the first cape crusaders that where around.
In this movie Michael shows up on Earth, sheds his wings to protect the rebirth of “Christ”. He knows that there’s a bunch of good people walking the planet therefor it’s worth saving. Well, the other angels don’t agree and possess a bunch of people and try to kill the mother who’s carrying the chosen one.
Michael fights of all the “zombie” people and saves the day (night). Then Gabriel shows up with a rotating mace of some sort and tries to make things even harder for the little people that are left. Michael fights him and dies.
Later he’s reborn and kill Gabriel and the explanation is that Gabriel “did what god wanted but Michael did what he needed”. Blah, blah, blah, fucking stupid story and the violence wasn’t even good enough to stick around for.
Guy’s Rating: What da fuck are you doing Dennis Quaid??
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