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... to our loyal readers.

Guy is in Sweden, currently, and Girl is in Canada. No, we did not split up, as one of you has commented, but we do come from different sides of the world and this tends to happen when you are stupid enough to get involved in a long distance relationship.

So! To those of you who are expecting this website to be kept up to date on a regular basis (even after the fact that this has never happened so far), you will be disappointed.

But! We will try to watch the same movies, and we will try to write reviews about them at some point, then try to post those reviews on a semi-timely basis... maybe.

Some of you may call this a stilted promise, but we just call it reality. Unlike Lindsay Lohan, we have our feet planted firmly in it.

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Monday, July 26, 2010

THE TOOTH FAIRY


Guy’s Fuuuuuuck...


Why is there still a demand for this type of movie? Just throw in a action star in the corniest piece of crap you can ever imagine. Who do I blame? I’m sorry to say that it has to be Arnold. He started of as being an action good. Then he decided to do “Twins” (which is good if you compare it to the action star comedies of today) and another bunch of crappier comedies.


Here “The Rock” plays a hockey player that calls himself the tooth fairy because he tackles the teeth out of his opponents. One night he decides to steel the money from under his girlfriends daughters pillow. Well, the tooth fairies find out and he has to be one for two weeks.


The only kinda good thing about this movie was Stephen Merchant. Not because he was funny here, just the fact that I know that he has the ability to be that made this film better. What da fuck did Seth MacFarlane do in this movie. It might have only been for a minute but I thought that this movie stood for everything that he hated.


Guy’s Rating: Fuck no!


Girl’s OL: How does that saying go... Fuck you, Dwayne.

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