A Note...

... to our loyal readers.

Guy is in Sweden, currently, and Girl is in Canada. No, we did not split up, as one of you has commented, but we do come from different sides of the world and this tends to happen when you are stupid enough to get involved in a long distance relationship.

So! To those of you who are expecting this website to be kept up to date on a regular basis (even after the fact that this has never happened so far), you will be disappointed.

But! We will try to watch the same movies, and we will try to write reviews about them at some point, then try to post those reviews on a semi-timely basis... maybe.

Some of you may call this a stilted promise, but we just call it reality. Unlike Lindsay Lohan, we have our feet planted firmly in it.

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Monday, July 26, 2010

ADOPTED


Guy’s weeeeeeaaaaasel!


I have never been a big fan of Pauly Shore and I doubt that this movie will change that in any way what so ever. This movie is a mockumentary about how Pauly goes to Africa and tries to adopt an african child. The feel he’s trying make is that of “Borat” or “Bruno”. Pauly is however not even half the performer that Sasha Baron Cohen is.


Mostly throughout the movie I didn’t laugh at all. All though I gotta give it to him, he had some good lines that really made me laugh out line. For example, he sees a tall african woman that he wants to get with. He says that she has “the body of Beyonce and the head of a midget”. Well, she kinda did. I guess if you grew up watching this guy in action you’ll probably enjoy seeing him again.


I admire his way with women though, He’s a legendary cocksman and has probably laid down with every playmate and new up and coming reality show that has walked the plains of Hollywood.


Guy’s Rating: I don’t need Pauly Shore in my life.


Girl’s OL: I haven’t seen a movie this ridiculous since I watched Hot Tub Time Machine a few days ago!

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