A Note...

... to our loyal readers.

Guy is in Sweden, currently, and Girl is in Canada. No, we did not split up, as one of you has commented, but we do come from different sides of the world and this tends to happen when you are stupid enough to get involved in a long distance relationship.

So! To those of you who are expecting this website to be kept up to date on a regular basis (even after the fact that this has never happened so far), you will be disappointed.

But! We will try to watch the same movies, and we will try to write reviews about them at some point, then try to post those reviews on a semi-timely basis... maybe.

Some of you may call this a stilted promise, but we just call it reality. Unlike Lindsay Lohan, we have our feet planted firmly in it.

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Monday, March 1, 2010

CA$H




Girl's young love...


BOROMIR! You're alive... Oh, how my heart pines for the day we will be together.


Seriously, every time I see this guy in a movie, I relive the awful moment when he dies in the Fellowship. I'm a 14 year old girl again, clutching the seat at the movie theaters... I read the book, I knew he was going to die! Once again, thanks to Hollywood, my adolescent mind was tricked into believing in happy endings.


Concerning this movie, though, he was the only thing good in it. The character development was forced and did not make much sense. A movie like this should not be as ambiguous about their characters' desires as this was. Was the wife wanting to fuck the guy or was she doing it to lure him into submission? To me, it wasn't obvious and it should have been. This is a dramatic action movie, not a psychological thriller. When you don't create clearly defined characters whose actions make sense or eventually make sense, then it appears as though you just didn't do your homework, not as though you are being deep or something.


PS Stupid wife character... You changed your hair colour but did not move from the address you put on the cash payment for the car or the movers from the furniture store? Yeah... that makes sense.


Girl's Rating: I don't think this is worthy of anything, but Sean Bean... You are one SEXY man!


Guy’s review...


So I didn’t know much about this movie than that Sean Bean was in it. It had a pretty cool poster so I went for it.


In this movie Sean Bean shows up in America to visit his twin brother who recently have been sent to prison for stealing over six hundred thousand dollars. His brother tells him that he threw the money out of the window during a police chase and that he hit a Chevrolet with the case holding the money. Sean Bean now tells Sean Bean that he will find the money. He systematecly starts looking for people who recently bought something for cash. After a while he finds a young couple that found his money. Sadly they’ve been able to spend some of the money. This is pretty much where the movie kicks in. Sean Bean want’s every cent back and makes the couple do criminal things to get it.


I don’t know if I found this movie good or bad. Seriously, at some times i was like, Bah! Then on some other occations I found myself laughing or really into the story. Forget about the people who played the couple, they sucked balls. Sean Bean was the only thing to watch here and he was pretty rad.


Guy’s Rating: Sure, why not.

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