A Note...

... to our loyal readers.

Guy is in Sweden, currently, and Girl is in Canada. No, we did not split up, as one of you has commented, but we do come from different sides of the world and this tends to happen when you are stupid enough to get involved in a long distance relationship.

So! To those of you who are expecting this website to be kept up to date on a regular basis (even after the fact that this has never happened so far), you will be disappointed.

But! We will try to watch the same movies, and we will try to write reviews about them at some point, then try to post those reviews on a semi-timely basis... maybe.

Some of you may call this a stilted promise, but we just call it reality. Unlike Lindsay Lohan, we have our feet planted firmly in it.

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

JURASSIC PARK


QUICK FACTS
Made in 1993, this movie was meant to scare the shit out of little kids. And it did.
Both the director, Steven Spielberg, and writer, Michael Crichton, were well established when they decided to make Crichton's book into a movie. Although, they left parts out, ie. the dinosaur eating a baby's skull...
It is said that in the original screenplay, Dr. Grant operated a marionette version of the giant T-Rex skeleton in the front lobby to crush the raptors, but this was discarded in rewrites...



Girl's raving review...

I loved this movie, and was terrified of this movie, as a child. The opening scene had me cringing into my parents' arms and crying before the first 15 minutes was over. It was the first movie that actually had me doing this. Before I had watched It and Jaws and been scared, but never cried... Until the wee hours of the night when I was worried there was a clown under my bed. Fuck you, Stephen King.

Although some of the animatronics and child acting is hard to handle, this movie stood among the greatest of the true Blockbuster age. It held it's own and then some, until Titanic swatted it out of the sky, but no big deal considering Jurassic Park doesn't have the scorn or distaste attached to it that some people can have for Leo's "King of the World" speech.

Girl's Rating: If you did not see this movie, you lived in a cave. If you did not like this movie, you can go live in a cave.


P.S. I'm so glad that Ariana Richards, the punk who played Lex the Annoying Girl, went on to make such movies as Tremors 3: Back to Perfection.

Guy's review is once again coming, when he gets his cute but lazy butt into gear!

PROOF OF LIFE


QUICK FACTS
This movie was made in 2000.
Taylor Hackford had directed 12 movies before this one, including An Officer and a Gentleman and The Devil's Advocate.
Proof of Life was nominated for five awards, but did not win a thing.
Harrison Ford was offered Crowe's role, but said no.

Girl's first review in a while...


This movie has many elements that appeal to me. Jungle warfare, flinch-worthy kills (cutting out the throat) and great suspense. I mean, I wasn't on the edge of my seat the entire movie, but David Morse plays the hostile, helpless hostage quite well. Maybe it's my infatuation with Crowe (in his earlier days, mind), but there is something about him with a gun, his native accent, and wearing a suit for a large portion of the movie that turns me on to this action flick. It might also be the reason why I thought the sexual tension between Ryan and Crowe was hot, and kept drawing me back to this movie time and time again, hoping she would be less of a prude. But... It's Meg. She's a bit of a prude.

Girl's Rating: Great lazy-night action movie that can be watched year after year.


Guy's review? He has been a bit busy lately (lazy, bastard), and will comment on this film as soon as he stops pulling a Girl move and commits.